Tesler: A Cross Stitch Tribute to Elon Musk’s Fiery Leadership

Oh, joy! Gather ’round, crafters and Elon enthusiasts, because I’ve got a free printable cross-stitch pattern that’s hotter than a Tesla battery on a summer day. Introducing: “Tesler”—a delightful little project to commemorate the absolutely stellar moment when Elon Musk decided to take his company’s reputation and light it on fire. Literally. Figuratively. Whatever-ly.

You know, it’s not every day that a billionaire CEO manages to make headlines for something other than launching a rocket or selling flamethrowers. But leave it to Elon to keep us entertained with his innovative approach to PR. Who needs a well-oiled PR machine when you can just throw a Nazi salute into the mix? Truly groundbreaking stuff. Bravo, Elon. Bravo.

So, to honor this iconic moment in corporate history, I’ve designed a cross-stitch pattern that says “Tesler”—because, let’s be honest, at this rate, Tesla might as well rebrand. The pattern features a charming little flame motif, because nothing says “going up in smoke” quite like a company whose CEO seems hellbent on torching its credibility. And don’t worry, I’ve made sure the font is extra whimsical, because if we’re going to stitch this dumpster fire, we might as well have fun with it.

Why Stitch “Tesler”?

1. It’s therapeutic. Nothing soothes the soul like stitching a sarcastic tribute to a man who seems to have forgotten that actions have consequences. Every stitch is a tiny act of rebellion against the chaos.
2. It’s a conversation starter. Hang this masterpiece on your wall, and I guarantee your guests will have questions. “Oh, this? It’s just a little reminder of the time Elon Musk decided to cosplay as a 1930s villain. Tea?”
3. It’s free. Unlike a Tesla, which will cost you an arm, a leg, and possibly your dignity, this pattern won’t cost you a dime. Consider it my gift to you in these trying times.

How to Use the Pattern

1. Download the free printable PDF (link below).
2. Grab your favorite floss colors—may I suggest shades of red and orange for the flames? Maybe a touch of black for the inevitable mourning of Tesla’s reputation.
3. Stitch away, preferably while listening to a podcast dissecting Elon’s latest antics. It’s like multitasking, but with more sarcasm.

Final Thoughts

In a world where CEOs are supposed to be, I don’t know, responsible and not alienating their entire customer base, Elon Musk is out here playing 4D chess with a flamethrower. And while I can’t say I’m surprised, I can say that this cross-stitch pattern is the perfect way to immortalize this moment in history. So, grab your needle and thread, and let’s stitch our way through the ashes of Tesla’s reputation. Because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry.

Happy stitching, everyone! And remember: when life gives you Elon Musk, make sarcastic cross-stitch art. 🪡✨