Get In, Losers! We’re Hating Elon Musk with This Cross-Stitch Masterpiece

Oh, honey, do I have a treat for you today. If you’ve been looking for the perfect way to channel your unbridled disdain for everyone’s favorite apartheid-era South African billionaire, boy, do I have the cross-stitch pattern for you. Introducing: “Get In” Trash Can Cross-Stitch—a delightful little piece of needlework that screams, “I fucking hate Elon Musk” in the most passive-aggressively crafty way possible. Because nothing says “eat the rich” like spending hours meticulously stitching your feelings into existence.

Let’s talk about the design, shall we? Picture this: a cute little trash can (because where else would we put this man’s legacy?) with the words “Get In” embroidered above it. It’s inviting, it’s cheeky, and it’s the perfect metaphor for where Elon Musk belongs—somewhere far, far away from Twitter, Tesla, and the general vicinity of human decency. And just in case the trash can wasn’t clear enough, we’ve added the pièce de résistance: “I fucking hate Elon Musk” stitched in bold, unapologetic letters. Because subtlety is overrated, and so is he.

Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the man who inspired this masterpiece. Elon Musk: the guy who somehow convinced the world he’s a genius by regurgitating sci-fi tropes and calling them “innovation.” The same guy who gave a Nazi salute on national television (yes, really, look it up) and then had the audacity to act shocked when people called him out for it. The same guy who’s currently dismantling the United States one poorly thought-out tweet at a time. Oh, and let’s not forget his little pet project of rebranding Twitter into a safe space for Nazis and crypto bros. Classy.

And don’t even get me started on Tesla. Once the poster child for “cool, eco-friendly cars,” Tesla has now been lovingly rebranded by the internet as Swasticars—because nothing says “sustainable future” like a CEO who cosplays as a Bond villain and hangs out with actual white supremacists. Seriously, how does this man still have stans? Is it the hair plugs? The weird robot fetish? The fact that he named his kid X Æ A-12? I don’t get it.

But back to the cross-stitch. This pattern isn’t just a craft project; it’s a statement. It’s a middle finger to the man who thinks he’s Tony Stark but is really just a discount Lex Luthor. It’s a love letter to everyone who’s tired of watching this walking dumpster fire ruin everything he touches. And most importantly, it’s a reminder that art can be a powerful tool for resistance—even if that art is just you angrily stabbing fabric with a needle while muttering, “I hate this guy so much.”

So, grab your floss, your hoop, and your righteous indignation, and let’s make something beautiful together. Because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that Elon Musk deserves to be immortalized in cross-stitch—preferably in a trash can.

Pattern Details:

• Skill Level: Beginner (because hating Elon Musk is universal)
• Materials: Black Aida cloth, assorted floss colors (red, white, and black for maximum drama)
• Time to Complete: Approximately 6-8 hours (or however long it takes you to rant about his latest tweet)

Final Thoughts:
Elon Musk may have the money, the rockets, and the weird cult of personality, but we have something he’ll never have: the ability to make art that calls him out for being the absolute worst. So, stitch on, my friends. Stitch on. And remember: every time you poke that needle through the fabric, you’re poking a little hole in Elon’s ego. And honestly, what could be more satisfying than that?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to work on my next project: a cross-stitch of a dumpster fire with the words “Elon Musk’s Legacy” stitched underneath. Stay crafty, stay petty, and never stop hating this guy.