Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “We’re All Doomed But Whatever” (Pastel Edition)

Hey there, crafty friends! Today, I’m thrilled to share a fun and slightly darkly humorous cross stitch pattern that’s perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to your home decor or gifting to that sarcastic friend we all know and love. Introducing: “We’re All Doomed But Whatever”—a pastel-colored skeleton giving a thumbs up to, well, the inevitable. 😊

This design combines a cheeky sentiment with soft, calming pastel hues, making it a delightful contrast of mood and aesthetic. Whether you’re a seasoned stitcher or just starting out, this pattern is easy to follow and oh-so-satisfying to complete.

About the Design

The pattern features:

• A cute, cartoonish skeleton giving a thumbs up (because why not stay positive, even in the face of doom?).
• The phrase “We’re All Doomed But Whatever” in a playful font.
• A pastel color palette, including soft pinks, blues, yellows, and mint greens, to keep things light and cheerful.

This design is perfect for framing and hanging in your workspace, living room, or even your bathroom (because let’s be real, we all need a little existential humor in our lives). It’s also a great conversation starter!

How to Use the Free Printable Pattern

1. Download the Pattern: Scroll down to find the link to the free printable PDF. It includes a color chart, symbol chart, and a list of suggested DMC floss colors.
2. Gather Your Supplies: You’ll need:
   • Aida cloth (14-count works great for this design)
   • Embroidery floss in the suggested pastel colors
   • A needle, scissors, and an embroidery hoop
3. Start Stitching: Follow the pattern and enjoy the process! This design is beginner-friendly, with no complicated stitches or techniques required.
4. Show It Off: Once you’re done, frame your masterpiece and display it proudly. Don’t forget to share a photo with me on social media—I’d love to see your finished piece!

Why This Design?

Life can be overwhelming sometimes, and this pattern is a playful reminder to take things in stride. The pastel colors add a soft, calming vibe, while the skeleton and text bring a dash of humor and relatability. It’s a great way to express your personality through your crafting and bring a smile to someone’s face.

Download the Free Printable Pattern

Ready to get stitching? Click the link below to download your free printable PDF pattern:

Tips for Stitching Success

• Use a Light Pad: If you’re working with darker Aida cloth, a light pad can make it easier to see the pattern.
• Experiment with Colors: Feel free to swap out the pastel shades for colors that match your personal style or home decor.
• Take Your Time: Cross stitching is all about the journey, so relax and enjoy the process!

I hope you love stitching this pattern as much as I loved designing it. Whether you’re making it for yourself or as a gift, it’s sure to bring a little humor and charm to any space. Happy stitching, and remember: we’re all doomed, but whatever! 😉

Don’t forget to tag me on social media (@YourBlogHandle) if you share your finished piece—I can’t wait to see your creations!

P.S. If you enjoyed this pattern, stay tuned for more free designs coming soon. Until then, keep calm and cross stitch on! 🪡✨