Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “Roses Are Red… And So Is My Rage”

Intro:
Looking for a way to vent your frustrations while indulging in some therapeutic stitching? Look no further! This free printable cross stitch pattern is for those of us who believe in saying it like it is—especially when it comes to the orange-tinted tyrant and his band of bootlicking enablers.

Pattern Description:
This bold and beautiful design features an elegant rose (because even rage can be artful) alongside the timeless rhyme we all know and love—with a modern twist:

“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck Trump & his wannabe dictator crew.”

Perfect for framing, gifting to like-minded friends, or hanging somewhere it’ll really piss off the right (wrong) people.

Why This Design?
Because sometimes, politeness is overrated. Trump and his sycophantic goon squad have spent years attacking democracy, cozying up to dictators, and generally making the world a worse place. If cross-stitching “Fuck Trump” into a quaint little floral pattern helps you cope, then consider this my gift to you.

Materials Needed:

• Free downloadable pattern (link below)
• Fabric of your choice (because even revolutionaries have aesthetic preferences)
• Red thread (for the rose and the metaphorical blood boiling in your veins)
• A healthy dose of spite

Download the Pattern Here: 

Final Thoughts:
Crafting can be cathartic, and nothing soothes the soul quite like stitching your disdain into existence. So grab your needle, pour a glass of something strong, and get to work—because if we’ve learned anything these past few years, it’s that silence isn’t an option.

Happy Stitching—And Stay Angry!

(P.S. If this offends you, maybe ask yourself why you’re more bothered by a cross-stitch than by an actual fascist movement. Just a thought.)