Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “MAGA is Just Hillbilly ISIS” – Because We’re Done with This Fascist Bullshit

Hey, Fellow Americans Who Haven’t Lost Their Damn Minds,

Are you as sick of the MAGA cult’s relentless tantrums as we are? Tired of watching these red-hatted zealots foam at the mouth over their dear leader while democracy crumbles around us? Yeah, us too. So, in the spirit of resistance (and petty crafty revenge), we’re offering this FREE printable cross-stitch pattern that says exactly what we’re all thinking:

”MAGA IS JUST HILLBILLY ISIS”

Because let’s be real—these people aren’t patriots. They’re a bunch of deluded, authoritarian bootlickers who’d happily torch the Constitution if their orange messiah told them to. They storm capitols, ban books, criminalize dissent, and screech about “freedom” while imposing their theocratic, racist, sexist nightmare on the rest of us. Sounds a lot like… oh, I don’t know… a certain extremist death cult we spent 20 years fighting overseas?

Why This Cross-Stitch?

• Subtle home decor for when you want to piss off your racist uncle at Thanksgiving.
• A therapeutic craft project to channel your rage into something productive.
• A middle finger in thread form to the fascist regime we’re stuck with in 2025.

How to Use This Pattern:

1. Download it for FREE (because art should be accessible, unlike healthcare in this hellscape).
2. Stitch it, frame it, hang it somewhere visible.
3. Watch the snowflakes in MAGA hats clutch their pearls.

The Bottom Line:
We’re done pretending these people are anything but domestic terrorists in Walmart camo. If they want to cosplay as revolutionaries while deep-throating the boot of authoritarianism, fine—but we don’t have to stay quiet about it.

So grab your needles, folks. Let’s stitch the truth.

P.S. To any triggered MAGA cultists reading this: Cry harder. Your tears fuel us.

Like this post? Share it far and wide—because silence is compliance, and we’re done complying.

(Disclaimer: Not responsible if your QAnon aunt spontaneously combusts upon seeing this.)

🔥 RESIST. STITCH. REPEAT. 🔥