Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “I Don’t Know You, That’s My Purse!” – Bobby Hill Inspired

Do you love King of the Hill and cross-stitch? Then this free printable pattern is for you! Featuring one of Bobby Hill’s most iconic lines—“I don’t know you, that’s my purse!”—paired with a cute little purse design, this pattern is perfect for fans of the show and sassy stitchwork alike.

Why This Design?

• Hilarious & Nostalgic – A must-have for King of the Hill fans.
• Simple & Fun – Great for beginners and experienced stitchers.
• Quirky Decor – Perfect for hanging in your craft room, kitchen, or gifting to a fellow fan.

Pattern Details

• Size: Approximately 5×7 inches (adjustable based on fabric count)
• Colors: 4-6 basic floss colors (black, brown, red, and skin tones recommended)
• Stitch Count: Roughly 70×90 stitches (14-count Aida suggested)

How to Get Your Free Pattern

1. Download the PDF
2. Print It Out – Use standard paper or graph paper for easy tracking.
3. Gather Supplies – Aida cloth, embroidery floss, needle, scissors, and a hoop.

Stitching Tips

• Backstitching is Key – Use black floss to make the text and purse outline crisp.
• Fabric Choice – Light-colored Aida (white or cream) works best for contrast.
• Personalize It! Add a tiny Bobby Hill silhouette or change the purse color to match your style.

Display Ideas

• Frame It in an Embroidery Hoop – Great for wall decor.
• Turn It Into a Patch – Sew it onto a denim jacket or tote bag.
• Gift It to a KotH Fan – Pair it with a “Dang It, Bobby!” mug for extra fun.

Final Thoughts

This Bobby Hill-inspired cross-stitch pattern is a hilarious way to celebrate one of TV’s most unforgettable moments. Whether you’re a King of the Hill superfan or just love quirky stitches, this design is quick, fun, and full of attitude.

Happy stitching! 🧵✨ (And remember—don’t let anyone take your purse!)