Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “Call Me Antisocial But Please Don’t Call Me” (Featuring a Retro Slide Dial Phone)

Are you ready to add a touch of vintage charm and a dash of humor to your cross stitch collection? We’ve got just the thing for you! Introducing our free printable cross stitch pattern featuring an old-school slide dial phone and the cheeky phrase: “Call me antisocial, but please don’t call me.” Whether you’re a seasoned stitcher or a beginner looking for a fun project, this design is perfect for adding a quirky, nostalgic vibe to your home or gifting to your fellow introvert friends.

Why This Design?

There’s something undeniably charming about retro technology, and the classic slide dial phone is a timeless icon of the past. Paired with a witty, relatable message, this design is sure to resonate with anyone who values their quiet time (and prefers texting over talking). It’s a lighthearted way to celebrate your inner introvert while showcasing your love for vintage aesthetics.

What’s Included in the Pattern?

Our free printable cross stitch pattern includes:

• A detailed chart with easy-to-follow symbols for each color.
• A list of DMC floss colors needed (or feel free to customize with your own palette!).
• Tips for stitching and framing your finished piece.

The design is beginner-friendly, with clear sections and minimal color changes, making it a quick and enjoyable project. Plus, the finished piece fits perfectly in a 5×7 or 6×8 frame, making it ideal for displaying on a desk, shelf, or wall.

How to Use the Pattern

1. Download and Print: Click the link below to download the free printable PDF. Print it out or keep it digital—whatever works best for you!
2. Gather Your Supplies: You’ll need embroidery floss in the specified colors, Aida cloth (14-count works great for this design), a needle, and scissors.
3. Start Stitching: Follow the chart to bring the retro phone and sassy slogan to life. Take your time and enjoy the process!
4. Frame and Display: Once you’re done, frame your masterpiece and proudly display it in your home or office.

Why Cross Stitch?

Cross stitching is more than just a hobby—it’s a form of self-care. The repetitive motion of stitching can be incredibly calming, and there’s nothing quite as satisfying as watching a design come together stitch by stitch. Plus, creating something handmade allows you to express your personality and creativity in a unique way.

Download Your Free Pattern

Ready to get started? Click the link below to download your free printable cross stitch pattern:

Share Your Creation!

We’d love to see your finished piece! Share your cross stitch masterpiece on social media and tag us [insert your blog/social media handle] so we can admire your work. Don’t forget to encourage your fellow stitchers to download the pattern and join in on the fun.

Whether you’re stitching for yourself or making a gift for someone who shares your love of quiet moments and retro vibes, this pattern is sure to bring a smile to your face. Happy stitching!

P.S. If you enjoyed this pattern, stay tuned for more free designs coming soon. Let us know in the comments what kind of patterns you’d like to see next!