If you’ve been keeping up with the absolute dumpster fire that is Kanye West’s (sorry, “Ye’s”) recent spiral into full-blown Nazi sympathizing, cousin-dating, and general unhinged nonsense, then you know he’s long overdue for a proper roasting. And what better way to mock a man who’s lost all touch with reality than with a fish stick?

That’s right—back in 2009, South Park perfectly predicted Ye’s descent into madness with the iconic episode “Fishsticks,” where Kanye couldn’t grasp the joke that he was, in fact, a “gay fish.” Fast-forward to today, and he’s somehow even more of a punchline—just now with added white supremacy and family tree confusion.

So, to honor this legendary meltdown, here’s a FREE cross-stitch pattern featuring Ye and his beloved fish sticks. Because if there’s one thing funnier than his ego, it’s stitching his downfall into craft form.

PATTERN: “Ye and His Fish Sticks”

(Because even his delusions can’t escape the gay fish jokes.)

Materials Needed:

• White or light-colored Aida cloth (14-count recommended)
• Embroidery floss in colors of your choice (suggested: brown for Ye, golden for fish sticks)
• Needle, hoop, scissors (standard cross-stitch supplies)

(Note: Since this is a text-based post, you can easily design this in a free pattern maker like Stitch Fiddle or just freehand Ye’s bewildered face next to a crispy fish stick.)

Why This Design? Let’s Break It Down:

1. The Fish Stick Prophecy – South Park called it: Kanye’s ego is so fragile he couldn’t handle being a “gay fish.” Now he’s out here defending Hitler and ranting about who even knows what. The fish stick is his eternal shame.
2. “Ye” the Nazi Sympathizer – This man really said slavery was a choice, then went full antisemite, then claimed he “likes Hitler.” Meanwhile, the fish stick sits quietly, judging him.
3. “I Slept With My Cousin” – Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, Ye admitted to sleeping with his cousin. The fish stick is disappointed but not surprised.
4. The Ultimate Irony – A man who once rapped “No one man should have all that power” now spends his days getting dropped by sponsors, losing billions, and crying about how everyone else is the problem. The fish stick remains unbothered.

Stitch This & Tag #YeTheGayFish

Make this, hang it proudly, and tag it online so the world remembers: no matter how far Ye falls, he’ll always be the guy who couldn’t handle a fish stick joke.

Happy stitching, and may Ye’s meltdowns continue to fuel our crafts! 🎣🔥

(Disclaimer: This post is satire. Kanye needs serious help, but until then, we’ll keep laughing at the absurdity.)

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• “Adidas Drops Ye (Again)” – A sad little shoe with a canceled contract.
• “Kim’s Peace Sign as She Leaves” – A glittery middle finger to nonsense.
• “Ye’s Cousin: A Family Tree Nightmare” – A flowchart of poor decisions.

Let’s craft the chaos! ✂️😆