Free Cross-Stitch Pattern: The “F-47” – Because Every Stitch Counts (Unlike Some Presidents)

Oh, joy! It’s 2025, and what better way to celebrate our totally stable political climate than with a cheeky cross-stitch project? Introducing the F-47 AKA “Fuck-47” fighter jet pattern—a subtle nod to the 47th President of the United States. Because if you can’t laugh (or stab fabric repeatedly with a needle), you’ll cry.

Why This Pattern?

• Therapeutic Value: Stabbing something 1,000 times is way healthier than doomscrolling the news.
• Historical Accuracy: The F-47 may not be a real jet, but let’s be honest—neither is the competence of certain administrations.
• Conversation Starter: Hang this in your home, and watch guests either cackle or clutch their pearls. Fun for the whole family!

Pattern Details:

• Skill Level: Beginner-friendly (just like the 47th’s understanding of basic governance).
• Materials Needed: Black thread (for the jet), red/white/blue (for patriotic flair), and a whole lot of patience (which, let’s face it, you’ve already mastered by surviving this timeline).

How to Get It:

Click the link below to download your FREE pattern. That’s right—free, unlike the dignity of the American political system.

Final Thoughts:

Whether you’re stitching this as a protest, a joke, or just to cope, remember: every tiny X is a silent scream into the void. Happy stitching, and may your needles stay sharper than the current administration’s decision-making skills.

(Disclaimer: This pattern is satire. Mostly.)

Tag your finished pieces with #F47CrossStitch so we can all laugh/cry together! 🪡✈️