Free Cross Stitch Pattern: “Girl, You Are in Danger” (Upside-Down Flag Edition)

Because 2025 Feels Like a Nightmare

Hey stitchers and resistance fighters! If, like me, you’ve been watching the absolute horror show that is Trump’s second “term” (if you can call a dictatorship a term), then you know we’re all in danger. To channel our collective rage into something crafty, I designed this FREE cross-stitch pattern: “Girl, You Are in Danger” with an upside-down American flag—because that’s the universal distress signal for “this country is being run into the ground by a wannabe fascist.”

Why This Design?

  • Upside-Down Flag: A symbol of dire distress, perfect for the hellscape of Trump’s regime.
  • “Girl, You Are in Danger”: A warning to every woman, queer person, immigrant, and decent human being left in this country.
  • Stitch It & Display It: Hang it proudly where it’ll piss off the right people (MAGA relatives, your weird neighbor with the Trump 2025 flag, etc.).

The Inspiration? A Literal Dictator

Let’s be real—Trump isn’t a president. He’s a bloated, narcissistic tyrant who’s dismantling democracy faster than you can say “Project 2025.” He’s coming for our rights, our freedoms, and frankly, our sanity. So this pattern is a middle finger in thread form.

Download the Free Pattern Here!

Stitch it. Gift it. Hang it in protest. And remember: this too shall pass (hopefully before he burns the whole country down).

Fuck Trump. Stay crafty. Stay angry.


Pattern Details:

  • Size: 5×7” on 14-count Aida
  • Colors: Red, white, blue (but like, the distressed version)
  • Skill Level: Beginner-friendly (just like Trump’s understanding of democracy)

Note: If you’re a Trump supporter, this pattern isn’t for you—but then again, neither is basic human decency.

Happy stitching, comrades. 🪡🔥