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Free Cross Stitch Pattern: “Girl, You Are in Danger” (Upside-Down Flag Edition)
Because 2025 Feels Like a Nightmare

Hey stitchers and resistance fighters! If, like me, you’ve been watching the absolute horror show that is Trump’s second “term” (if you can call a dictatorship a term), then you know we’re all in danger. To channel our collective rage into something crafty, I designed this FREE cross-stitch pattern: “Girl, You Are in Danger” with an upside-down American flag—because that’s the universal distress signal for “this country is being run into the ground by a wannabe fascist.”
Why This Design?
- Upside-Down Flag: A symbol of dire distress, perfect for the hellscape of Trump’s regime.
- “Girl, You Are in Danger”: A warning to every woman, queer person, immigrant, and decent human being left in this country.
- Stitch It & Display It: Hang it proudly where it’ll piss off the right people (MAGA relatives, your weird neighbor with the Trump 2025 flag, etc.).
The Inspiration? A Literal Dictator
Let’s be real—Trump isn’t a president. He’s a bloated, narcissistic tyrant who’s dismantling democracy faster than you can say “Project 2025.” He’s coming for our rights, our freedoms, and frankly, our sanity. So this pattern is a middle finger in thread form.
Download the Free Pattern Here!
Stitch it. Gift it. Hang it in protest. And remember: this too shall pass (hopefully before he burns the whole country down).
Fuck Trump. Stay crafty. Stay angry.
Pattern Details:
- Size: 5×7” on 14-count Aida
- Colors: Red, white, blue (but like, the distressed version)
- Skill Level: Beginner-friendly (just like Trump’s understanding of democracy)
Note: If you’re a Trump supporter, this pattern isn’t for you—but then again, neither is basic human decency.
Happy stitching, comrades. 🪡🔥