Oh, darling. Do you love the saccharine thrill of bubblegum pink but have the moral backbone to reject the GOP’s rotting, oppressive agenda? Same. That’s why I designed this adorable little cross stitch pattern—so you can proudly declare your allegiance to fun, feminism, and not being a hateful ghoul.
✨ Free Pattern: “Bubblegum Pink, Never Republican” ✨
Because nothing says “I have a personality” like stitching your disdain for the party of forced births, tax cuts for billionaires, and guys who still think “grab ’em by the pussy” is a leadership quality.
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Why This Design?
- Aesthetic: It’s pink, it’s retro, it’s cute—just like your commitment to basic human rights.
- Statement: Subtlety is for cowards. Hang this in your kitchen, your office, or your local GOP chapter meeting (if you enjoy chaos).
- Therapy: Stabbing something hundreds of times with a needle is very cathartic when you remember who’s on the Supreme Court.
For Best Results:
- Stitch this while listening to Lizzo, Hole, or the distant screams of Tucker Carlson’s ego.
- Gift it to your conservative aunt with a sweet smile. (She’ll hate it.)
- Frame it next to your expired Plan B—just in case anyone needs a visual aid.
So go ahead, download the pattern, and let your crafty little fingers do the talking. Because nothing terrifies a Republican more than a woman with a needle, a plan, and zero patience for their bullshit.
💖 Stay pink. Stay pissed. 💖