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Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “Taco Trade” – A Sarcastic Masterpiece

Because nothing says “crafting with a side of political snark” like stitching a passive-aggressive taco.

Introducing the “Taco Trade” Cross Stitch Pattern!

Ever wanted to express your feelings about international trade wars in the most subtle way possible? Well, now you can—with this free printable cross stitch pattern that spells out exactly what we’re all thinking: Trump Always Chickens Out.

That’s right, folks. T.A.C.O. isn’t just a delicious food—it’s a lifestyle. A philosophy. A political statement stitched onto a piece of fabric while you sip wine and mutter about tariffs.

Why Stitch This?

  • Subtlety is overrated. Hang this in your kitchen, and when someone asks, “Oh, does this mean you like tacos?” you can reply, “Oh, honey… no.”
  • Therapeutic stitching. Nothing relieves stress like meticulously crafting a sarcastic jab at failed trade policies.
  • Great conversation starter. Either people will laugh, or they’ll storm out of your house. Either way, you win.

Pattern Details:

  • Skill Level: Beginner-friendly (because political frustration shouldn’t require advanced stitching skills).
  • Colors: Red, white, and blue (for ironic patriotism) or whatever colors scream “I’m fed up” to you.
  • Size: Fits perfectly in an 8×10 frame—or on the fridge next to your grocery list.

How to Get Your Free Pattern:

  1. Click the download button below (because capitalism still works for some things).
  2. Print it out (preferably while muttering about trade deficits).
  3. Stitch away and imagine a world where tariffs make sense.

[DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE “TACO TRADE” CROSS STITCH PATTERN HERE]

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Final Thoughts:

Whether you’re gifting this to a politically like-minded friend or hanging it in your own home as a daily reminder that yes, the trade war was a mess, this pattern is the perfect blend of craft + catharsis.

So grab your needle, pick your colors, and get stitching—because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that when the going gets tough, Trump gets… well, you know.

Happy stitching, you glorious, sarcastic rebel. 🌮✂️

(Disclaimer: This pattern is for entertainment purposes only. No actual tacos were harmed in the making of this trade war.)