Stitch This & Stick It to Landlords!

Tired of rent hikes, broken appliances, and slumlords pretending they’re providing a “service” while hoarding housing? Us too. That’s why we’re offering this FREE cross-stitch pattern featuring the iconic phrase from Damag3’s anarcho-punk anthem:

“Put a landlord, in a landfill.”

Because let’s be real—landlords are parasites. They buy up homes, jack up rents, and contribute nothing while working people struggle to afford even a studio apartment. Meanwhile, corporate landlords like Blackstone turn housing into a speculative game, leaving families homeless so some rich jerk can get a third yacht.

Why This Pattern?

• Therapeutic stitching for those days when your rent goes up but your paycheck doesn’t.
• A conversation starter for when your bootlicker uncle says “landlords take risks.” (No, Kyle, collecting passive income isn’t a job.)
• A gift for your fellow tenant organizing against evictions.

Download the Free Pattern

Lyrics for Maximum Rage-Stitching

While you work, blast Damag3’s song for inspiration:

“Put a landlord in a landfill
I ain’t payin’ for you to stand still
Drop that ass, drop a band
Fix my fuckin’ sink
I been payin’ all your bills
Bitch, you work for me“

Final Thoughts

Housing should be a human right, not an investment scheme. The more we mock, resist, and organize against landlord greed, the closer we get to a world where no one has to choose between rent and groceries.

Now grab your needle, thread some black and red floss, and stitch your rage into existence.

Solidarity forever—evict your landlord. ✊🏴