Because nothing captures the rage of late-stage capitalism like stitching it into fabric.

Let’s be real: Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and their little club of oligarchs have spent years dismantling democracy, gutting workers’ rights, and hoarding wealth like Smaug on Adderall—all so they can avoid paying their fair share. And what do we get? Crumbling infrastructure, unaffordable healthcare, and a political circus where the rich play puppet master while the rest of us fight for scraps.

So, in honor of their stellar contributions to society, here’s a free cross stitch pattern so you can immortalize their greed in thread. Hang it on your wall, gift it to your most politically frustrated friend, or mail it directly to Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife—whatever helps you sleep at night.

PATTERN DETAILS:

• Design: Bold, easy-to-read text in classic snarky cross stitch style
• Size: Approximately 6″ x 8″ on 14-count Aida cloth
• Colors: Red, white, and black (or whatever combo screams eat the rich to you)

[DOWNLOAD THE FREE PATTERN HERE] 

Why Stitch This?

Because sometimes screaming into the void isn’t enough. Sometimes you need to stab something repeatedly while making art that reminds you exactly who’s to blame for this dystopian hellscape.

So grab your needle, pour a drink, and stitch your rage into existence. And the next time some bootlicker tells you “taxation is theft,” you can point to your handiwork and say, “No, theft is letting billionaires exist.”

Happy stitching, comrade. 🔴✊