Fascists are the worst. They’re like that one moldy slice of bread in your otherwise perfect loaf—useless, gross, and better off thrown directly into the trash. So why not mock their pathetic little ideology with some crafty resistance?

Introducing our FREE printable cross-stitch pattern featuring a bold rainbow and the undeniable truth: “FASCISM IS NOT A VIBE.” Hang it in your home, gift it to your coolest anti-fascist friend, or mail it anonymously to your local Nazi-adjacent weirdo (no return address, obviously).

Why This Pattern?

Because rainbows are beautiful, fascists are not, and nothing ruins a fascist’s day quite like knowing they’ve been out-stitched by someone with basic human decency.

How to Use This Pattern

1. Download it (it’s free, unlike fascism’s grip on reality).
2. Stitch it (bonus points if you use the gayest color palette possible).
3. Display it proudly (preferably somewhere a fascist might see it and seethe).

Get the Pattern

A Final Note to Fascists

Your ideology is a sad, hateful little joke. The rest of us are busy making art, building community, and ensuring you stay on the losing side of history. Stay mad.

Happy stitching, anti-fascists! ✊🌈

Like this pattern? Share it with your fellow crafty activists! And if you make it, tag us—we’d love to see your work!

(P.S. Fascists: Comments are moderated. Cry about it.)

🔥 Craft the resistance. Stitch the dissent. 🔥