Bubblegum Pink, Never Republican: A Free Cross Stitch Pattern for People With Taste

Oh, darling. Do you love the saccharine thrill of bubblegum pink but have the moral backbone to reject the GOP’s rotting, oppressive agenda? Same. That’s why I designed this adorable little cross stitch pattern—so you can proudly declare your allegiance to fun, feminism, and not being a hateful ghoul.

✨ Free Pattern: “Bubblegum Pink, Never Republican” ✨

Because nothing says “I have a personality” like stitching your disdain for the party of forced births, tax cuts for billionaires, and guys who still think “grab ’em by the pussy” is a leadership quality.

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Why This Design?

• Aesthetic: It’s pink, it’s retro, it’s cute—just like your commitment to basic human rights.
• Statement: Subtlety is for cowards. Hang this in your kitchen, your office, or your local GOP chapter meeting (if you enjoy chaos).
• Therapy: Stabbing something hundreds of times with a needle is very cathartic when you remember who’s on the Supreme Court.

For Best Results:

• Stitch this while listening to Lizzo, Hole, or the distant screams of Tucker Carlson’s ego.
• Gift it to your conservative aunt with a sweet smile. (She’ll hate it.)
• Frame it next to your expired Plan B—just in case anyone needs a visual aid.

So go ahead, download the pattern, and let your crafty little fingers do the talking. Because nothing terrifies a Republican more than a woman with a needle, a plan, and zero patience for their bullshit.

💖 Stay pink. Stay pissed. 💖