Free Cross Stitch Pattern: “This is for Rachel, You Big Fat…” Telephone Meme

Remember that iconic answering machine meltdown from Rachel from Cardholder Services? It became an instant cult classic, and now you can stitch the hilarious rage into a permanent piece of art!

Whether you’re a fan of viral memes, nostalgic answering machine rants, or just love quirky cross stitch patterns, this free design is for you.

✨ Free Cross Stitch Pattern: “This is for Rachel, You Big Fat…” ✨

Design Features:
✔ Vintage-style telephone motif
✔ Bold, snarky text (because some memes deserve to be immortalized in thread)
✔ Easy-to-follow PDF chart

Skill Level: Beginner-friendly! Great for quick stitching.

🖇️ Download the Free Pattern Here:

Materials You’ll Need:

• 14-count Aida cloth (or your preferred fabric)
• Embroidery floss (colors listed in the pattern)
• Needle & scissors
• A sense of humor (mandatory)

Why Stitch This?

• Perfect gift for your most sarcastic friend
• Office decor to confuse coworkers
• A hilarious addition to your meme stitch collection

Tag your stitching friends and share your finished piece with #RachelCrossStitch!

Happy stitching—and may you never get another call from Rachel from Cardholder Services again. 😆