Whiskey Leaks” Free Printable Cross Stitch – Because Nothing Says “Classified” Like a Drunk Text

Oh, Pete Hegseth. The man, the myth, the legend who apparently thought Signal was just the perfect place to discuss war plans over what we can only assume was a very generous pour of whiskey. And because nothing commemorates a national security oopsie quite like some good ol’ fashioned fiber arts, we’ve created this exclusive FREE printable cross stitch pattern: “Whiskey Leaks”—complete with a glass of amber liquid, because details matter.

Why Cross Stitch?

Well, when life hands you a scandal involving whiskey and questionable judgment, the only reasonable response is to slowly stab fabric hundreds of times while pretending you’re not imagining certain people doing the same to their security clearances.

The Design

Our pattern features:

• A delicate whiskey glass (filled to the brim, because priorities)
• The tasteful phrase “Whiskey Leaks” (subtle, yet devastating)
• Optional backstitching to represent the fine line between “classified” and “oops, my bad”

How to Use This Masterpiece

• Frame it for your home office as a reminder that some people text war plans, while responsible adults text “u up?” at 2 AM.
• Gift it to your favorite political junkie—nothing says “I care” like passive-aggressive crafts.
• Stitch it drunk for authenticity (we won’t judge, but the FBI might).

Download Now!

your free pattern—because if Pete can leak things for free, so can we.

Final Thoughts:
In a world where discretion is apparently optional, let’s all raise a glass (responsibly, and not near sensitive documents) to the heroes who keep craft stores in business with their inspired life choices. Happy stitching, patriots. 🥃✌️

(Disclaimer: This is satire. Mostly. Please don’t actually text war plans. Or do—we’re not your dad.)