Free Printable Cross Stitch Pattern: “Call Me Antisocial But Please Don’t Call Me” (Featuring a Retro Slide Dial Phone)

Are you ready to add a touch of vintage charm and a dash of humor to your cross stitch collection? We’ve got just the thing for you! Introducing our free printable cross stitch pattern featuring an old-school slide dial phone and the cheeky phrase: “Call me antisocial, but please don’t call me.” Whether you’re a seasoned stitcher or a beginner looking for a fun project, this design is perfect for adding a quirky, nostalgic vibe to your home or gifting to your fellow introvert friends.


Why This Design?

There’s something undeniably charming about retro technology, and the classic slide dial phone is a timeless icon of the past. Paired with a witty, relatable message, this design is sure to resonate with anyone who values their quiet time (and prefers texting over talking). It’s a lighthearted way to celebrate your inner introvert while showcasing your love for vintage aesthetics.


What’s Included in the Pattern?

Our free printable cross stitch pattern includes:

  • A detailed chart with easy-to-follow symbols for each color.
  • A list of DMC floss colors needed (or feel free to customize with your own palette!).
  • Tips for stitching and framing your finished piece.

The design is beginner-friendly, with clear sections and minimal color changes, making it a quick and enjoyable project. Plus, the finished piece fits perfectly in a 5×7 or 6×8 frame, making it ideal for displaying on a desk, shelf, or wall.


How to Use the Pattern

  1. Download and Print: Click the link below to download the free printable PDF. Print it out or keep it digital—whatever works best for you!
  2. Gather Your Supplies: You’ll need embroidery floss in the specified colors, Aida cloth (14-count works great for this design), a needle, and scissors.
  3. Start Stitching: Follow the chart to bring the retro phone and sassy slogan to life. Take your time and enjoy the process!
  4. Frame and Display: Once you’re done, frame your masterpiece and proudly display it in your home or office.

Why Cross Stitch?

Cross stitching is more than just a hobby—it’s a form of self-care. The repetitive motion of stitching can be incredibly calming, and there’s nothing quite as satisfying as watching a design come together stitch by stitch. Plus, creating something handmade allows you to express your personality and creativity in a unique way.


Download Your Free Pattern

Ready to get started? Click the link below to download your free printable cross stitch pattern:


Share Your Creation!

We’d love to see your finished piece! Share your cross stitch masterpiece on social media and tag us [insert your blog/social media handle] so we can admire your work. Don’t forget to encourage your fellow stitchers to download the pattern and join in on the fun.


Whether you’re stitching for yourself or making a gift for someone who shares your love of quiet moments and retro vibes, this pattern is sure to bring a smile to your face. Happy stitching! 🧵✨


P.S. If you enjoyed this pattern, stay tuned for more free designs coming soon. Let us know in the comments what kind of patterns you’d like to see next!