“My Body, My Choice. Your Opinion, Trash.” – A Free Printable Pattern for the Modern Woman Living in a Dystopian Gun-Loving Nightmare

Oh, what a glorious time to be alive! Thanks to the recent brilliant decisions by our dear leaders (looking at you, Trump and Co.), we’ve officially entered an era where guns have more rights than women. Isn’t that just peachy? I mean, who needs bodily autonomy when you can have a fully stocked arsenal in your living room? Priorities, people!

To celebrate this totally not dystopian milestone, I’ve created a free printable pattern featuring a uterus and the iconic phrase: “My Body, My Choice. Your Opinion, Trash.” Because nothing says “I’m furious but also crafty” like turning your rage into art. Print it out, slap it on a tote bag, a protest sign, or even your fridge—because why not remind yourself daily that your rights are now officially less important than a Glock?

Why This Pattern?

Let’s be real, folks. If we’re going to live in a world where guns are treated like precious little babies and women are treated like second-class citizens, we might as well make it aesthetic. This uterus design is perfect for:

• Protest signs: Because nothing screams “I’m done with this nonsense” like a uterus graphic at a rally.
• Tote bags: Carry your groceries in style while subtly reminding everyone that your rights are being flushed down the toilet.
• Fridge decor: Because nothing pairs better with your morning coffee than a daily dose of existential dread.

The Irony of It All

Isn’t it just hilarious that the same men who were literally birthed by women are now making decisions about our bodies? Like, hello? Did you forget where you came from? I guess it’s easier to prioritize guns when you’ve never had to worry about your uterus being legislated. But hey, who needs reproductive rights when you can have a fully automatic weapon, right?

And let’s not forget the recent dismantling of DEI initiatives. Because nothing says “progress” like rolling back decades of work to create a more inclusive and equitable society. But sure, let’s focus on making sure every American has access to an AR-15 instead of, you know, healthcare or equal rights.

How to Use This Printable

1. Download the pattern: Click the link below to get your free uterus graphic.
2. Print it out: Use it as a stencil, a poster, or even a patch. The possibilities are endless!
3. Spread the message: Share it with your friends, your family, and anyone who needs a reminder that women’s rights are human rights.

[Download Your Free Uterus Pattern Here]

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, isn’t it just adorable how we’ve reached a point where guns are more protected than the people who literally create life? I mean, who needs equal rights when you can have a well-regulated militia, am I right?

So, grab your printable, channel your inner rage, and let’s make some art. Because if we’re going to live in a world that values guns over women, we might as well make it look good while we fight back.

“My Body, My Choice. Your Opinion, Trash.” – because some opinions belong in the dumpster.

Disclaimer: This post is 100% sarcastic, but the frustration is very, very real. Stay angry, stay loud, and keep fighting for equality.